About 4 hours ago I said, "In 10 minutes Liam will be 1 month old. It feels longer, but it's also flown by so fast."
About 11 hours ago I wondered, "Accident at 51st Street and Warman Road. Looks like the red light camera failed to help. Not surprised #taxgrab"
About 12 hours ago I wondered, "Great lesson about teamwork with grade 1 class. When asked what jobs they do at home, one boy said he did all his own laundry. #Pinocchio"
About 19 hours ago I wondered, "If they would put rumble strips on both sides of the lane I think I could get more school work done in the morning. #gtd#fb"
1 day ago I said, "If my employer was concerned about productivity they would provide a toilet paper dispenser that gave more than 1 square without tearing."
2 days ago I wondered, "Unobtainium? Can't think of a better resource name? That's why people hate sci-fi. Just call it 'metaphor for oil in middle east'. #avatar"